Down to earth at the Melbourne Comedy Festival

Day one. Well I'm here at last. Sure I've already alienated the ticket sellers at Ticketmaster. Who knew double booking could cause so much fuss. The whole day I've been convinced that everything was going my way. Sometimes you get it wrong. I've seen a terrific show by the Delusionists with a great story. The end of the world has come but sex, love, laughs and horticulture still go on. I loved it. And I love this Apple computer you can do a lot of cute things. Like this photo thing down at the bottom of the computer screen. It's a good thing this is a public place or I'd have photographed my breasts (and that wouldn't be pretty, trust me).