Flow Chart of Stupidity

You can take the girl out of the obsessive situation but you can't take the obsessive behaviour out of the girl. Monday night and I switched off the T.V. thinking: I wonder if tickets for Good News Week at the festival are on sale yet? I switched on the P.C. and searched for the festival website. What followed was like a flow chart of stupidity. Answer these questions for me:

1. Do I want to see one or two shows?


2. Where is my credit card?


3. How do you use the Ticketmaster site?


4. Why didn't I notice that there is only one show on sale?


5. Do the Good News Week guys want a new audience for the second show?


6. How do I get that hour and half of my life back?


7. Why all these questions?